Bush dream speech

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A George Bush fantasy speech , I'm game here is my version--

GEORGE BUSH LAST SPEECH TO AMERICA-- “quote”

“ As you know last night was an historical event, and it is with deepest regret that we must carry on with out Mr Chaney, it has been confirmed that the remains on the stage were that of Mr Dick Chaney. Before Dick decided to declare Marshal law in response to hurricane ”Barbara” that struck Florida, causing major damage to several high end business districts and looters were spotted with bottled water and snack foods. Mr Chaney decided that the entire “North American Union be placed in Marshal law” to stop the disruption to commerce and the Haliberton ways. Bill Orielly personally met with Mr. Chaney before the last speech he made, and tried to realistically reflect the fact that while the media has managed to portrait the country as supportive to all political agendas the true reflection of the people was quit different, the media can only paint a picture not change the true facts Bill implored Dick. It appears that after a news member actually had the nerve to ask who had given Mr. Chaney the authority to take such controls Mr. Chaney responded with his typical decorum and grace “suggesting that both the reporter and the people who live in North America should fornicate them selves if they did not like it”. Apparently these were the “trigger” words that caused and Al Quida style coordination, attack . The FBI currently estimates that approximately thirty six hundred rounds of various caliber fired from a cacophony of ranges and angles struck Mr Chaney in a little over ten seconds. The result was a little hard to find on the stage but I demanded that the FBI jump into to standard operational mode used during only the most scrupulous of national security investigations techniques. All video cameras , surveillance stations, cell phones, portable data recorders were rounded up by a “crack” FBI team,. They were immediately processed and placed under lock and key. Unfortunately a carafe of coffee fell into the containment area , shorting out a large Gaussian magnet and activating a portable EMP device, during the panic the container accidentally ended up in an industrial trash shredder. The remaining partials are currently under armed guard at Whackinhut and Blackwater facilities. The FBI says it already has 3600 suspects under surveillance and has had these suspects under surveillance since 1970's, apparently Al Quida and specifically Bin Laden has been recruiting in the USA since his early party years with me and my crew. This has been confirmed by a tape of a man who looks kinda like old Binny boy, with a nose job and a few extra pounds, I guess that kidney problem was just temporary, but he said he did it and thats good enough for me. Besides the FBI found several thousand work visas from Dubai along with various shell casings over a considerable area.

After consultation with the remaining members of PNAC, even though they never let me be part of the group I have decided to take their advice. I have been assured that the present Democratic party can continue with the “NEW GLOBAL AGENDA 21” and will continue the steps necessary to bring the United nations to full global dominance ( note my hand tucked into my vest in a Napoleonic manner, along with colors and hand signs associated with the rosy cross) After meeting with Nancy Blowosie and Harry Peid (on him self), senators Clinton, Kennedy and the host of both progressive and regressive radio. It has been determined that you idiots will believe any damn thing we tell you, and that you truly do not give a rats ass about your own futures or that of your prodigy. We have all agreed that the constitution has out lived its usefulness in this new world order, besides the new global elite will be able to suppress any opposition by using gruesome public executions a technique we learned from our newest allies in the fight of global terrorist or American resistors, our newest favored nation trading partner Iran , apparently there is nothing on earth that money can not buy. I also want to assure you there will be fresh non radiated water available after the next terror attack , the CIA assures me it will be a spectacular event far superior to the little show of 911, and should make a few more people spectacularly rich, including my self. I'm going to my ranch in south America to set up a water bottling operation, there will be two types of designer bottles available the republican special , where religious slogans will be delivered to help you feel superior to all others on the planet. There will also be a Democratic design were the information under the cap will contain catch phrases and clever ploys to cover up and make constant and almost believable excuses as to why the democrats are different then the republicans. Remember to stock up on “W's” water available in two designer bottles before you have to go to the camps, the water will also be available in the camps at a significantly higher markup, because the Haliburton rule will be enforced where the prisoners are required to supply their own water for torture purposes. You must continue to shop and ignore common sense or the terrorist win, well they win anyway but we are just trying to extract a few more coins to feed the pig you know. Besides you really do not want to think about whats coming because we have decided we really do not need any of your silly little pathetic child like minds where you actually believe the bullshit we have pumped into your empty heads. Later Dudes UNITED NATIONS UBER ALLIS, god is for cheaters, hell is for fools.”